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Actually, I know the story about this kids life. Quite touching. Let me begin with his birth. He was born on 1997, October 19th. His birth was not meant, actually. His father never pulled his wang out when he was about to sploodge on the Philippine prostitute. His father left him, because, honestly he didn't want to live his life this way. I don't blame him. Years passed on by and the boy's mother caught lung cancer when the boy was at the age of eight with all the excessive smoking. His mother accused of being unable to work due to her disease. The boy became obese at this point. He would find himself on the internet whoring himself for popularity on messengers, such as MSN. On other occasions he would try to be funny, like in this picture here, but a badass mother fucker print screen'd this shit and spread it on the internet. The boy became to cry and ate like no tomorrow. He almost had an orgasm just by looking at the food. He had to masturbate. It turned him on that much. He came all over the food, but he did not care! He still ate the food! He enjoyed swallowing his own cum. His prostitute mother walked in and could not believe her eyes. She passed out. Did I mention this boy has a severe fetish of necrophilia? He was extremely turned on by this point. He fucked his dead mother and came all over her huge expanded pussy. He ate out her asshole and shoved a fork in her eye. He skull fucked the poor woman and ripped the hair out and shoved it up his dick hole. He found his father, which has saved up a lot of money to afford a sex change. He tit wanked his own father. He tit wanked those fake tits good. He came in his father's eye and made him partially blind. The father enjoyed it and they figured out a good rhythm that was pleasurable on the bed. The cops raided the house and shot the boy and his father as the father's PENIS was in the boys rectum. In the end, everybody dies with a dick up their asshole.

I wish I had one D:

LOL. Another day in the shitter!

Enjoy!

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Yo check this video out. It's my friend busting a freestyle behind a gasoline station lol. Tell me what you think. Thanks.
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Copypasta 3

The leader of the cows, our big black bull, was watching me. He sniffed me with his snot covered nose, getting me all tense and exciting inside as he sniffed all over me, covering me with some of his snot. With a gentle headbutt, he knocked me to the ground with his head and walked forward with his huge PENIS erect... I quickly obeyed my new master and guided his PENIS into my mouth. He then took over as he humped in and out of my throat getting in as much as he could. I could do nothing but lay there and enjoy it. I was serving my master as he humped in and out of my mouth... and then he started pissing into my mouth. I tried taking the PENIS out of mouth but I had no choice... I had to swallow it all! The rough tasting urine went down my throat like a waterfall choking me but I had to comply. Getting up, he promptly sat his ass on my face and rubbing it all over. Since it looked like I was stuck like this... I eagerly stuck my tongue into his waiting bumhole immediately tasting the sour taste of bull dung. I swirled my tongue in and out of his butt pleasuring him and cleaning him out. Suddenly, he got and a few cows came over to me and put their rear ends meancingly in front of me. Suddenly, a triple shower of golden cow piss flowed out from their butts and landed all over me, getting some into my mouth, all over my body, and thankfully all over me and my gentials! Ah, was it hot and stinky! The cows lifted their tails up and out came their sloppy brown and yellowish glops of cow manure all over me and my face. The moment one of the patties landed on my face, I noticed it was a lot to take in! The shit covered almost my entire body running down my sides and face until they stopped pooping. All covered in shit, the bull came over to me, sniffed me all over my shit and piss covered body. The bull then got me up and forced my face into one of the many cow's butts making me lick it clean. I began the grueling task, which lasted 2 hours.

Copypasta 2

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.

She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlifes. Be honored.

Ciao!

Copypasta 1

ill fucking destroy all of you motherfuckers up in here. been working out and attained what you lazy fags couldnt. big poppa pump aint got shit on me. id fucking twist your heads off like im opening up a bottle of beer. no one dares talk shit to me, because id feed them their fucking hearts, then hurl them 100 ft in the air by their cocks.

basically, fuck with me = a painful death. i know you will all talk your shit, but if this was real, you would be spritzing your diapers with shit and shaking like a newborn deer. hell, you fuckers arent even worthy of looking at my pic, thats how pathetic you all are. im only showing you though now, so you can see what the definition of a man is. i personify it. in the end, it is me who is laughing up, you ass clowns.

Negros

So yeah man, negros with guns. Everywhere.